Sunday, March 22, 2009

The Messiest Blog Party (It's the Ultimate) - UPDATED

Hello party animals - I'm Sticky!

I mean, my name is Sticky, I'm not like actually, physically sticky - except that bit on my shirt...and my shoe...Oh hell. Fine. Just call me Sticky.

Welcome to my party room at the Ultimate Blog Party 2009 - hosted by Five Minutes for Mom . It's been really crazy so far... This is my first party and I'm still trying to catch up! If you haven't been over the check out the main party room, just click on their button over there on the left. The party is great, there are a ton of gifts and it's a great place to hang out, even when there isn't a party...

Enough about them, what about Sticky, you may ask?

I never did my 100 things about me 100th post, so let's see if I can get to 50 this week. (yes, I completely whimped out!!) I'll start small and continue to add throughout the week, so come back and check on me!! It might get a little strange...


1. I have been blogging less than a year. I'm still trying to figure everything out. Sometimes I read and comment more than I write, but there are so many interesting people out there!

2. I am a 40 (something) mom and wife. My husband and I have been married 10 years. It was the first marriage for both of us and we only have the one child (AJ is five) I used to have a career, now I have a few part-time jobs. It works.

3. I don't say anything I don't mean. I started this blog as a way to express myself. I spend most of my days with children and old people and sometimes I just need to talk about how I feel, ya know? Sometimes it might not be pretty (or PG) but it's always the truth and always from my heart.

4. I started working in the food industry when I was 12 and have (mostly) been there ever since. I'm almost sure there isn't a restaurant job I haven't done at least once.

5. I swear too much.

6. I'm addicted to my Blackberry. ("crackberry" thanks, Honey)

7. I have a tendency to believe that the bloggers I read everyday, are really my friends in real life.

8. My hubby loves me, but thinks I'm a nut. And, apparently, he thinks I look like this: (thanks for the ego boost, hon)


Hey CC, need a sidekick? I'll fly over after dinner...



9. My son has autism spectrum disorder and is the funniest person I know.

10. I can't tell if my dog thinks she's a person or a cat.

11. I use a lot of sarcasm. (no, really - a LOT).

12. I try to stay positive. There is no sense in getting mad over something I can't change. That being said, I do have a wicked temper once I get going.

13. I'm a great email friend, but not so good on the phone.

14. I'm a great cook. And I LOVE to create new recipes.

15. I'm occasionally crafty.

16. I have never lost my (having a) baby weight (I know he's five, but that's when it started, so it IS technically baby weight).

17. I read too much (ebooks on my Blackberry)

18. I quit a really great job in Salt Lake City and drug (dragged?) my poor hubby out here to Oregon to care for my 90 yo Grandpa. We lived with him for 4 1/2 years until he died. Miss ya grampa...

19. I got pregnant on my birthday, after 4 years of trying. We blame it on the smurf-blue ice cream cake (thanks Kelli).

20. I have recently become my Gramma's legal guardian. When did I become so responsible one?

21. I.m secretly terrified that I'm dull and boring. Having such a hard time with this list isn't helping that fear...

Ok, lets do some quickies...I'm all about the quicky (maybe that should be #22!)

22. I love Survivor and American Idol (I also have been known to peak at that Bret Michaels Train Wreck Show - I can't help it, don't hate me)

23. I read all the Twilight books (still no hating...) I don't think they were the best things ever, but I was entertained. I am easy, though...

24. I really am easy. Really. Cheap date, cheap drunk, easily entertained...I forgive almost anything, I put up with almost anything, watch almost anything...sad, really.

25. Unless you are a waiter. Holy hell you had better give me good service! And I am picky about restaurant food...

26. I love to be needed. I would give you something of mine that I totally loved if you really needed it.

27. Along those lines - I have a hard time saying no. "yes, Gramma I will drive across town on a Monday night to bring you change for a $5.00, no problem"

28. I was on the rowing team in College and qualified for the Olympic Trials. (didn't go, but I'm still proud I qualified). I do have 7 or 8 gold medals from races I was in.

29. I love camping with my family. We have a whole elaborate kitchen set-up and spend like 60% of our time cooking. If you camp with us, you never go hungry!

30. I drank a gallon of milk every 2 day the last 3 months of my pregnancy.

31. I couldn't eat spicy food before I got pregnant - now I crave it, constantly.

32. Does anyone have a martini? I could really use a martini..just gin and olives, really...

33. Or a mojito? I love mint and lime...

34. I am totally useless when it comes to building things or installing things or any kind of things that involve measuring tapes, levels, screwdrivers or reading instructions...and I've just temporarily escaped hubby who has been holding me hostage in the kitchen trying to install shelves...send help...and liquor...and help with liquor...uh oh - busted.

35. I am no good at pretending I'm interested or listening when I'm not...sorry honey.


Whew - he's off cutting something in the garage - he just can't understand what's taking me so long. I guess I should be grateful he thinks I'm interesting...

36. Hubby likes to tell stories about me making men cry. Many of you just got the complete wrong idea. And in all fairness, I was mean BUT they all clearly deserved what they got...out of the two guys he talks about -the first would not stop grabbing my ass and tried to stick his hand down my shirt. So, yes. I made him cry. With my words. and a pool cue. The second was the contractor that ruined my kitchen the first time through and them tied to make me pay for it. I should not have to explain that one.

37. I personally prefer the stories about running into ex-employess in the bars in Salt Lake and having them brag about how I fired them. What?! They were bragging! No one had hurt feelings, I was a totally fair boss!

38. I love Jason Statham, Jeffrey Donovan and Hugh Laurie (and secretly that Pattinson boy from Twilight is really cute)

39. I have a blue heeler, named River. She is an Australian Cattle Dog. They warn you about cattle dogs and small children because they are herding dogs...

40. I figured, what the heck I could use the help!

41. You should see her pulling AJ across the yard by his pants!

42. We adopted her from a dog rescue and she goes to work with me everyday.

43. I have three part time jobs

44. In the mornings, I run an office for a couple of guys who do insurance adjusting.

45. In the afternoons, I cook, clean and visit an 88 year old mom of one of my bosses. (she lives in assisted living)

46. And sometimes in the evening, I help teach cooking classes at a kitchen store.

47. My husband is nine years younger than I am. Yeah, I said nine...

48. When I found out how old he was, I decided we were NOT going to have a relationship of any kind. 11 years later...

49. My son is cute and very funny. He is five years old and he loves his Mommy and likes to stay up really late (sorry, he made me add that part)

50. I am dumbfounded by the direction my life has taken, but I could not be happier!!

OMG - I just can't do anymore... If I write more there will be no mystery, no intrigue...yep, you guessed it. I can't think of anything else...


Oh wait - the prizes, need to win prizes
me likey...
#4 - tee shirt from tottieBean
#5 - Core Fitness DVD from Busy Mommy
#8 - personalized Labels from Stuck on You
#19 $50 Target GC (no doubt!!) from Shoot me Now
#21 $50 target GC from Agoosa
#27 Diaper cake from Diaper Cakewalk (I gots 2 babyshowers coming up)
#47 green Monkey Headphones from Seccy Mama
#49 Shred DVD - ME WANTS!!!!

USC 50- Queen of the Castle Book - I could use the help (oh boy, could I)
USC 63 - Mommy Cards

Actually any prizes for baby boys - I have two wonderful friends having little boys this summer...

Tweet Me - 'not too sticky...'

44 love letters:

  1. #7 made me smile. My husband often rolls his eyes as I talk about, "My friend..."
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  2. Stopping in from the party!! What a great list! I will be back to see what you add to it. LOL I have downloaded some books to my iPhone, but have yet to start reading them. Maybe I can start my list with that goal.
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  3. We have #7 and #13 very much in common :-) Nice to meet you!
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  5. Hey, I think the same thing about my blogging friends too!
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  6. I heard a saying once "I love my computer because my friends live in it" and that is SO true. Nice to "meet" you and have fun partying!! :)
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  7. yea i have way more friends online than in 'real life'. and i care about them and worry about them and pray for them. so, i supposed that does make them my friends. right?
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  8. So...are you being sarcastic about #11?
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  9. "I'm a great email friend, but not so good on the phone."

    amen sister!

    And I could totally use a hawt, rockin' sidekick such as yourself. Just fly north.
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  10. I'm party hopping! Hope to see you at my party!
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  11. Well I can totally relate to 11 and 12 for sure. :)
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  12. Oh Sticky, I big puffy heart you more and more each post. And I love all of your sarcasm. Isn't that sometimes the only way we can get through things?
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  13. I'm coming over from Blog Stalkers Unite, asking for your help. I am in the running for a round trip airfare paid ticket to Connecticut, to meet a friend I became acquainted with through blogging. She is a super fun person and is holding this contest. I entered a funny story titled "Grapejuice Floaties, Now Marry Me." The person whose story receives the most votes will win a trip to meet this generous lady, whom I'm hoping to meet. The voting ends tonight I believe. I am ahead for now but there is a story coming up from behind out of nowhere and I would so, so, appreciate your help. Her blog is www.becausemomsaidso.blogspopt.com and the voting is on the sidebar on the right. "Grapejuice, Floaties" Just go there and cast a vote for me, please. Thanks so much-you're awesome! ♥
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  14. Hi there! Nice to meet you. I'm here from the UBP and I look forward to getting to know you more this week.

    Nell
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  15. Nice to meet you!

    Talk about a party!

    I'm quite intrigued and am learning how to get around!

    Just stopping by from 5minutes for moms blog party!
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  16. You are really funny! I liked your list! It's nice to meet you!
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  17. Lol! Smurf-blue ice cream cake! Nice to meet you!
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  18. Here from ubp (juniandpip.blogspot.com)...

    As for #8, if only I could see myself as my husband does, I'd have a much better body image. That's fantastic for you that you have an actual image to focus on!
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  19. Just stopping by from the Ultimate Blog Party! Nice to meet you. Hope to visit with you again soon.
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  20. hi! I'm a mom of 5 and I love the blogging world. I think I need to do a 100 things about me post!
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  21. I'm here from the UBP. I use sarcasm a lot too. It's fun! :D

    stop by and see me
    fairyblogmotherblog.blogspot.com
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  22. Looking to meet a couple (or a lot) of new people through this UBP. I too am very sarcastic. Stop by for some wine of BYOB and we can chat.

    http://www.wineatfive.net
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  23. I am loving your blog! I'm going to bookmark you and come back!
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  24. I your list and made me laugh out loud more than once!! Found you from the party and very nice to meet you! Stop by when you get a chance!
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  25. oookkaaay, could your banner picture be any more captivating?! How adorable. I love your list, too! #s 13 and #15 had my name written all over them. Great to e-meet you!
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  26. Thanks for participating in the UPB....glad I found you! This is my first time participating in the event, and it's been a blast getting to visit all the other sites. Swing by my site, The IE Mommy, to view my UPB post. Thanks for the fun!
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  27. Lol I love the pic. My hubby thinks I look like that too. That's a sign of love. Party hopping. Stop in for a visit.
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  28. Love your post, your pic, your name and most importantly your wicked sense of humor! Thanks for the read, definitely adding you to my faves! So mark off #26 cause I needed you today!!!
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  29. Loved your list! And I think a lot of us identify with your #7 - I call my blogging friends my imaginary friends (or sometimes my pseudo-friends).

    Oh, and my daughter has now mild to moderate sensory processing disorder. And she is the funniest person I know!
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  30. You are toooo funny!!
    I love your list!!
    Have a great UBP week...
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  31. I like to think it was all that alcohol too...LOL. But the cake surely helped. You can never go wrong with cake! Speaking of, it is close to our bdays again! Yay!
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  32. Hi, I'm stopping over as part of my party blog hopping. It is very nice to meet you and your blog. I have a toddler learning/fun activity site at www.superfunmama.blogspot.com; I'd love to have you come visit sometime. Have a magical day!
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  33. Kelli,
    I can't believe you would out me on my own blog!
    Fine.
    My boss "called me in to pick up my paycheck" at 11:00am and started to buy me beers...one never turns down a free beer, right? I made it home by about 11:00...twelve hours...guess maybe I can't blame it ALL on the cake...grumble-grumble
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  34. Stoppin' by from the UBP party! Nice site and loved your list!

    Katy
    http://fengshuibyfishgirl.com
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  35. Love, love, love your blog....we have a lot in common....so glad I found your blog.

    Be sure and Stop by my blog for a visit.

    Though I am relativity new to blogging, I am loving all my new friends.

    I am giving away my first EVER BLOG PRIZE.

    I own a gift basket business and it is the most requested gift over the last 15 years.

    From the comments I have already received, appears to be something a little different and something anyone could use.
    I have been so touched by the comments that I
    have decided to give 2 boxes . They will be the $100 deluxe size.

    I really do want to bless people!!! I want my blog to encourage others.

    I have decided that giving is life at its BEST. The drawing will be Saturday!
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  36. You? Sarcastic? Really?

    LMBO That would be ME. Ya think?

    I was born and raised in Oregon and tho I am just up here in WA I will always be an Oregonian and miss it dearly....

    AND we used to have a part lab/ part blue heeler and one day he just took off.....I miss him every day. Damn dog....I love Heelers..

    I am not very good at pretending to be interested either..my favorite phrase to my husband is "I am sorry, were you talking to me?" FORTUNATELY he gets me and finds that amusing.....
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  37. Hello! Poppin’ in from The Ultimate Blog Party…all the way from Queensland, Australia! G’Day! I hope you have time to visit my party soon.

    Ta!

    I want to invite you to the Mommie Daze Virtual Baby Shower that I am hosting May 15 to June 8. This is an international even and there are prizes! Stop by my blog for all the details.
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  38. Hey Sticky,

    Love the pictures on your blog!

    I am just stopping in from The Ultimate Blog Party to say hello. Come by my place to enter to win a LeapFrog Tag Reading System and some books. :)

    Stacie
    The Divine Miss Mommy
    http://www.thedivinemissmommy.com
    http://www.twitter.com/stacieinatlanta
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  39. You sound so cool!
    Amen on #7 and #13!! Last week when someone asked for my phone number I asked if we could exchange emails and I think she thinks I was blowing her off... oh well I have my invisible friends from my blog... ha!
    I agree about Twilight... I mean it's now Harry Potter... wow did I just type that? I promise I'm really cool...
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  40. very cute and funny - hello - good to meet your blog - I am stopping over for the party
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  41. that comment about camping is new right? Cuz I'll be your way in Aug for camping (well, sorta) and I could really really use some help in the whole "how the heck do I cook while camping" department!!??
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  42. I suffer from the "I'm dull and boring complex" at times as well!!

    Stopping by from UBP to say "hi"- party on :-)
    carma
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  43. just stopping by to say hello for the UBP'09
    I'm with you on #7 and #12
    my cat thinks it's a dog! LOL
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